I moved into a new house and I was looking out my window on the second floor and I still have no idea what the hell is going on
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Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
HOLY SHIT
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING
WHAT THE EGFUTCKT
IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL
i told you there was a monster in my phone….
It’s like me trying to wake up in the morning…
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i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
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in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
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If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.
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i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
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Parents:
Don't forget to make us proud
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Friends:
Don't forget to socialize
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Teachers:
Don't forget to get A's
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Strangers:
Don't forget to blend in
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Opposite sex:
Don't forget to look good
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Society:
Don't forget to be perfect
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Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
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But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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Kristy, 17, Australia. Funny things, Life lessons, Important other stuff :)
